It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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