bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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