At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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