Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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