i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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