Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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