just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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