That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
well I can't set my house on fire every night
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Life without a bra equals bliss.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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