friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
