We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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