BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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