Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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