I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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