She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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