Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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