I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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