your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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