just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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