Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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