i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Randomize