I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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