We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you had me at cake vodka
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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