at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have already put on my inside pants.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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