I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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