Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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