Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She bit a glass in half.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Drake has all the answers
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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