i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
honey bunches of taint.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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