clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You are the jesus of drinking
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
