is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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