How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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