Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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