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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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  they're staring at me

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop

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  I really wish I could say this is a new low for you

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again

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