I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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