Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He felt like a one man threesome
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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