U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
