Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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