i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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