just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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