Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize