it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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