Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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