Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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