...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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