I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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