I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I stole a fireplace last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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