She announced her abortion via fbk
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
