Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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