Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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