Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Please don't give away my fajitas
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