I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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