if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
zippers are such a cool invention
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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