i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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