did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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