Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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